7 times 6 & 6 times 7
Teacher: Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?
Student: It’s 42!
Teacher: Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?
Same student: It’s 24!
Little boy: My math teacher is crazy.
Little boy: Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3+2
Proof that Girls are Evil
First, we state that girls require time and money
Girls = Time x Money
And, as we all know, time is money:
Time = Money
There before, Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2
And, because money is root of all evil
Money = Evil
Girls = (Evil)2
And we have proved:
Girls = Evil